All the tube news that’s fit to surf …

– Life & Style mag reports that Megan Fox will host the 35th season premiere of Saturday Night Live next month.

– Paula Abdul‘s manager claims she isn’t in contact with the American Idol powers that be re: returning to the show. Had sympathy for her situation at first, but it seems like she has an overinflated sense of her place in pop culture. After all, she’s already made the fall from A-list to D-list once …

– After all the creepy things we’ve found out about reality TV “stars” throughout the years, how can any production company NOT do full background checks? Turns out the Megan Wants a Millionaire producers didn’t.

– Lifetime has announced it will stream episodes of Project Runway on its Website two days after they debut on Lifetime TV.

– You know what happens when you make The Hulk angry; you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. But ABC went ahead and ticked off Lou Ferrigno when they left him out of the cast of Dancing With the Stars.

– Kids in the Hall reunion! Kids in the Hall reunion!

– A Beverly Hillbillies casino? Not ashamed to admit that I’d totally make it a road trip stop.

– Scrubs, The Office and Seinfeld have all gotten the porn spoof treatment, so now it’s 30 Rock‘s turn.

– I’m genuinely curious: Who would pay 49 good dollars for a bottle of Desperate Housewives perfume?

– And, Heather Locklear on the new Melrose Place? That really needs to happen.