All the tube news that’s fit to surf …

– Megan Wants a Millionaire contestant Ryan Jenkins, who was wanted by police in the murder of his model wife, was found dead in a Canadian motel. VH1 has officially cancelled Millionaire, by the way.

– Former Miss California Carrie Prejean is reportedly in talks to be one of the contestants on the next season of Donald Trump‘s Celebrity Apprentice.

– Speaking of beauty pageants, how embarrassing was the Heidi Montag performance on the Miss Universe pageant?

– BET may pick up The CW comedy The Game.

– Really, Simon? I almost always agree with Simon Cowell‘s American Idol assessments, but he called this X-Factor performance the “best first audition I have ever heard.” It’s okay, but, really, the best ever?

– Deadline Hollywood Daily reports that Nielsen has released the results of “awareness studies” re: the new fall TV series, and, most surprising in the report: The low scores for NBC’s Community. The show, one of the best pilots I’ve seen amongst the glut of new fall 2009 series, BTW, has been promoted pretty heavily …

– That Guiding Light Sept. 18 series finale is getting closer and closer. The New York Post has a peek at the cast’s wrap party in New York.

– Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry says the show’s sixth season will feature a “Who Shot J.R.”-type mystery storyline.

– So, which Family Guy “Where’s My Emmy?” spoof is your favorite? I gotta go with the Entourage clip, if only because the show has become so mock-worthy this season.

– And tonight in primetime:

– The Great American Road Trip reaches the end of the road for season one (8PM ET, NBC)
– Glenn Martin, DDS (8PM, Nick) doesn’t know it, but he’s accidentally thrown in with the mob
– Amy tries to keep Ben’s interest on The Secret Life of the American Teenager (8PM, ABC Family)
– Make It or Break It takes a break with its summer finale (9PM, ABC Family)
– Kevin Bacon directs the missus in The Closer fifth summer finale (9PM, TNT)
– Turn the lights on: Dating in the Dark ends its first season (9PM, ABC)
– The chicks fight over the doofus Stallionaire sibs on Real Chance of Love 2 (9PM, VH1)
– She’s baaaaack, and it looks like she still hasn’t eaten a solid meal in forever: It’s season two of The Rachel Zoe Project (10PM, Bravo)
– Raising the Bar is dunzo for the summer after tonight’s ep (10PM, TNT)
– On Weeds (10PM, Showtime), Doug and Dean launch their plot for revenge against Celia
– The T.O. Show heads to Vegas (10PM, VH1)
– Clash of the Gods (10PM, History) examines the legend of the minotaur
– On a The Soup Presents special (10PM, E!), Joel and crew recall the best reality TV moments – so far – from 2009
– Tony heads to Montana on Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (10PM, Travel)
– And Nurse Jackie ends her first season (10:30PM, Showtime) with a stressful night in which her worlds collide