All the tube news that’s fit to surf …

- Paula Abdul’s still out, but Simon Cowell is reportedly extending his stay for three seasons, so at least something is right in American Idol World.

- Is it her declining ratings or part of a deal with Beyonce that led Oprah to reconsider her ban on having rappers on her show? Either way, MediaTakeOut reports that Jay Z will hang with The Big O for a September episode in which the two will visit the Brooklyn housing project where Jay Z grew up.

- Everything you never wanted to know about the Octomom and more: Fox’s Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage two-hour documentary, which will air on Aug. 19.

- The Big Brother house has gotten disturbingly real this season, with houseguest (and current Head of Household) Chima telling her housemates about being a victim of a vicious attack by a serial killer.

- And then there’s the more surreal aspect of Big Brother, in which Entourage star Jeremy Piven, promoting his new big-screen comedy The Goods, popped in for a visit at BB, apparently after he’d gotten into a tiff with Chris Kattan at MTV.

- King of the Hill will wrap its 13-season run on Fox with a one-hour series finale on Sept. 13.

- TNT’s hospital drama HawthoRNe, which needs a whole lot more Michael Vartan screen time, has been renewed for a second season.

- There’s a mini Arrested Development reunion happening on Fox, where AD creator Mitch Hurwitz will produce a sitcom starring AD star Will Arnett as a rich, obnoxious Beverly Hills type who falls for a woman repulsed by his money and lifestyle. Maybe working together again will help the fellas nudge that in-development Arrested Development big-screen movie along …

- Charlie’s Angels star Cheryl Ladd, who definitely does not look 58, will play a cougar on an episode of CSI: Miami this season.

- Courteney Cox says her Friends friend Jennifer Aniston will likely guest star on her new ABC sitcom Cougars if a part is written for her. Sounds like a perfect opportunity to throw Lisa Kudrow into the mix and reunite all three female Friends friends.

- And tonight in primetime:

- Gordon Ramsay’s wife Tana makes an appearance on Hell’s Kitchen (8PM ET, Fox)
- The Power of Veto competition is held on Big Brother (8PM, CBS)
- Kat complains about the easy grading system in one of her classes on 10 Things I Hate About You (8PM, ABC Family)
- Regis tries to give away more big bucks on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (8PM, ABC)
- Cheech and Chong are the subject of tonight’s Lords of the Revolution on VH1
- Back-to-back episodes mark the first season finale of Better Off Ted on ABC (9 and 9:30PM)
- The first season of NYC Prep comes to an end (9PM, Bravo)
- Christina tries to come up with some clever solution when she’s told to cut six nurses from her staff on HawthoRNe (9PM, TNT)
- New ep of Warehouse 13 on SyFy (9PM)
- Luke hosts a prom for the remaining ladies on More to Love (9PM, Fox)
- It’s the season premiere of Daddy’s Girls (10PM, MTV)
- Grace and her brother search for Neely on Saving Grace (10PM, TNT)
- Tommy and Needles fight over who should be Lou’s best man on Rescue Me (10PM, FX)
- What would happen if Ariel threw a fashion show and none of his friends attended? We’ll find out on Miami Social (10PM, Bravo), but my guess is that we’ll be looking at a professional hissy fit
- A woman asks William to help her addict son, but the son doesn’t want help on The Cleaner (10PM, A&E)