All the tube news that’s fit to surf …

– Sunday’s Daytime Emmy telecast was the lowest-rated in the show’s history.

– Fox is heading to Twitter this week to drop some behind-the-scenes scoop from cast and producers of Glee and Fringe during those shows’ broadcasts.

– TV Guide has an interview with Paula Abdul, in which she talks about hosting her own talk show and doesn’t rule out the possibility of a return to American Idol.

– Another lawyer series? I’d yawn, too, except that ABC’s upcoming lawyer dramedy comes from The O.C./Gossip Girl/Chuck producer Josh Schwartz.

– Showtime is producing a reality version of its hit drama The L Word, and Variety describes the show as a lesbian version of Bravo’s Real Housewives series.

– Jon Gosselin says the media is exploiting his kids. Insert snicker here.

– Spike TV has announced the list of nominees for its annual Scream Awards, which will air on the network on Oct. 27. Viewers can vote for winners in sci-fi, fantasy, comics and horror categories at Spike.com.

– Will the Arrested Development movie ever happen? Sigh.

– Teen Wolf, the movie, is becoming Teen Wolf, the MTV series.

– AdAge.com has a fun story on the history of ESPN and the creation of SportsCenter.

– Who ends up married to Mike Delfino in the new season of Desperate Housewives: Susan or Katherine? My money is on Susan, but take a look at the season six preview clip and make your guess.

– And tonight in primetime:
– Gordon wigs over raw meat during dinner service on Hell’s Kitchen (Fox, 8PM ET)
– Patrick shows up at a party the girls throw when their dad is out of town on 10 Things I Hate About You (8PM, ABC Family)
– The Power of Veto ceremony is held on Big Brother 11 (8PM, CBS)
– Luke narrows it down to three potential mates on More to Love (Fox, 9PM)
– America’s Got Talent at 9PM (NBC)
– It’s Shaq Vs. Albert Pujols in a home run derby (9PM, ABC)
– Pete and Myka investigate a series of suicides in a Florida prison on Warehouse 13 (9PM, SyFy)
– Uncle Teddy’s in for a rough ride in the fifth season finale of Rescue Me (10PM, FX)
– Spike TV’s new reality series Surviving Disaster (10PM) lives up to its name, providing tips on how to survive events like weather dramas and terrorist attacks
– Andrew eats a tree rat in the series premiere of Andrew Zimmern’s Bizarre World (10PM, Travel Channel)
– Jeff, well, flips out on Flipping Out (10PM, Bravo)
– William tries to help an addict boxer and his addict wife on The Cleaner (10PM, A&E)
– The Frungillos have to deal with wedding crashers on Masters of Reception (10PM, TLC)
– On the Secret Lives of Women (10PM, WE): Cults
– Second season premiere of Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel on truTV (10PM)