All the tube news that’s fit to surf …

- ABC has a novel way of promoting its upcoming V series remake, which premieres on Nov. 3: The network has hired skywriters to create giant “V”s in the sky near 26 U.S. landmarks, starting on Nov. 23 and continuing until the show debuts.

- Southland producer John Wells says two networks are interested in picking up the cop drama that NBC canceled before its second season began.

- Taylor Swift will pull a Justin Timberlake by being the host and musical guest on Saturday Night Live’s Nov. 7 episode.

- Fox is developing a sitcom based on the dog-training life of The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan. That 70s Show star Wilmer Valderrama will play a character based on Milan.

- Last week’s Balloon Boy saga, not surprisingly, was part of a stunt to land Balloon Boy’s family on (another) reality show; the fam had already appeared on ABC’s Wife Swap.

- Samuel L. Jackson isn’t starring in a TV series yet, but he is producing two in-development projects, including a comedy and a medical drama for CBS.

- Mad Men Emmy nominee Elisabeth Moss is guest starring on NBC’s medical drama Mercy. Her episode, in which she plays a cancer patient, airs on Nov. 4.

- The Hills star Stephanie Pratt – sister of Spencer Pratt – was arrested on Sunday on suspicion of drunk driving.

- The Real Housewives of New York City star Bethenny Frankel is engaged.

- On Glee this week (Weds., Fox, 9PM ET): Will sings “The Thong Song” and Puck sings Neil Diamond.

- Kelly Ripa confirms she and hubby (and former All My Children co-star) Mark Consuelos will return to the soap for a couple of episodes to celebrate AMC’s 40th anniversary.

- And The New York Times wonders if the late DJ AM’s participation in the MTV reality series Gone Too Far might have led to his drug use relapse.

- And tonight in primetime:
- Barney tries to talk Robin into becoming a U.S. citizen on How I Met Your Mother (8PM ET, CBS)
- A guest appearance by Ernie Hudson is at least one (and maybe the only) reason to watch Heroes (8PM, NBC)
- On One Tree Hill (8PM, The CW), Nathan’s scandal jeopardizes his endorsement deals
- Dancing With the Stars week five (8PM, ABC)
- On Good Eats (8PM, Food Network): cooking with beer and wine
- New Lincoln Heights (8PM) on ABC Family
- A police detective thinks he’s going to die at 40, because all the men in his family do on a new House (8PM, Fox)
- On a special Man Caves episode (8:30PM, DIY), Ace of Cakes star Duff Goldman gets a cool new space for his band to practice
- Billie gives the fellas love advice on Accidentally on Purpose (8:30PM, CBS)
- On Greek (9PM, ABC Family), if Evan’s not known as the rich kid, then who is he?
- HBO’s Schmatta: Rags to Riches to Rags (9PM) unfolds the history of the garment district in New York City
- Serena and Nate team up to help Carter on Gossip Girl (9PM, The CW)
- Pot City, USA (9PM, A&E) is just what it sounds like, an investigation into the pot-heavy area of Humboldt County, California
- Witch Haze, Daffy and Tweety join Bugs Bunny for Bugs Bunny’s Howl-oween on the Cartoon Network (9PM)
- A murder case puts to Lightman Group in danger on Lie to Me (9PM, Fox)
- Fall goodies like pumpkin pie, apple cider and candy corn are spotlighted on Unwrapped (9PM, Food Network)
- New Trauma episode (9PM, NBC)
- Wil Wheaton guests on The Big Bang Theory (9:30PM, CBS), as Sheldon’s competition in a trading card contest
- The Jay Leno Show continues to feel 90 minutes early on NBC (10PM)
- Castle (10PM, ABC) and Beckett investigate the murder of a woman whose body was found in a manhole cover
- Guy visits oldies but goodies – like a 1940s diner in L.A. – on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (10PM, Food Network)
- The chefs create circus-themed cakes on Ultimate Cake Off (10PM, TLC)
- New Million Dollar Listing ep (10PM) on Bravo
- DJ AM stages an intervention for a young heroin addict on Gone Too Far (10PM, MTV)