What’s the perfect condiment for a meat tornado or the Ron Swanson version of a turkey burger (a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger)? BBQ sauce, of course, but not just any BBQ sauce; it must be Ron Fu**ing Swanson BBQ Sauce, and yes, that is a real thing.

And, for a mere $14.95, the NBC Universal store will ship you a jar of the sauce, described as “great on a Turf ‘N’ Turf and all cuts of meat. For use in the oven or the grill. Truly a meat lovers delight.”

BTW, should you decide to try to make your own version of Ron’s own version of a turkey burger, check out the Eater.com blogger who already concocted one of the meaty sammiches.

And, just because, a video of Ron Swanson’s (Nick Offerman) greatest moments (let’s be honest, there are a lot to choose from):

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If you’re still looking for a great Mother’s Day gift and you’re tired of giving the same old Godiva/flowers/random book/random DVD/gift card presents, here’s a quick guide to some great alternatives (several TV-related, of course), including crafty goodies, retro sweet treats, the best mother-daughter TV show ever and the funniest Jack Bauer and reality TV-lovin’ author alive …

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Sorta ... it's like electronic stenciling a cake. You may have seen the regular Cricut on those ubiquitous infomercials. It's the cool crafter's machine that cuts shapes, letters, borders, numbers and pretty much anything else you'd want to cut out, from paper, cardstock and pretty much any other material you can get the Cricut blades to cut through. Now, the company has launched a Cricut Cake, which cuts through gum paste (as well as modeling chocolate, soft candy, cookie dough, etc.) to create cool designs you can use to decorate cakes, cupcakes, cookies and other fancy treats. Cool, right? The Cricut Cake. http://www.cricut.com/cricutcake/

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Yes, yes, it’s silly, but I still sorta want this to be a real thing …

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Okay, so it doesn’t really bear a strong resemblance to Claire from Lost (Emilie de Ravin), but this Claire tchotchke – a San Diego Comic Con exclusive that can be pre-ordered from
EntertainmentEarth.com – is still one of the most clever TV character bobbleheads ever.

When the long-MIA Ms. Littleton rejoined the Gilligans on the island this season, it’s fair to say that she had gone a bit “squirrely” … and not just because of her squirrel baby. There’s also her nutty relationship with Locke, or rather, the Locke-ness monster, and the wild look in her eye when she was in the tent with Jin.

So the depiction of her looking kooky, packing her gun and holding the little bundle of squirreliness = awesome.

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