All the tube news that’s fit to surf …

- FX is launching a new animated comedy that will spoof James Bond and other pop culture spies. Archer will premiere this fall, possibly with the new season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

- Kevin Bacon will direct an upcoming episode of wife Kyra Sedgwick‘s The Closer, which will also feature a guest appearance by the couple’s teen daughter, Sosie, who will play the niece of Sedgwick’s Brenda.

- Wings star Steven Weber may be headed back to the tube, in the Twins Peaks-ish midseason drama Happy Town.

- 1960s TV western Big Valley, which helped launch the careers of Lee Majors and Linda Evans, is the latest series headed to the big screen.

- Super Size Me director Morgan Spurlock talks about how he became involved with The Simpsons documentary that he’ll produce and direct to help celebrate the show’s 20th anniversary.

- Speaking of anniversaries, Sesame Street has been on the air for 40 years, and that’s a lot of Muppets. How many can you name? Can you name 101?

- Is the current line-up of reality series featuring plus-size Americans really dispelling myths, or are those shows perpetuating them?  

- Showtime has great series like Nurse Jackie and Weeds, but their latest, the upcoming Shannon Elizabeth-hosted comedy/”Neo-burlesque” series Live Nude Comedy could not sound more boring.

- A former Baretta producer is suing ABC, claiming he actually created the series that became Lost, way back in 1977.

- And tonight in primetime:

- It’s the 80th Major League Baseball All-Star Game, live from St. Louis (8PM ET, Fox)
- Bianca tries to ingratiate herself to Chastity with a carnation sale on 10 Things I Hate About You (8PM, ABC Family)
- The first Power of Veto competition unfolds on Big Brother 11 (9PM, CBS)
- ABC has another delightful new episode of Better Off Ted (9PM)
- PC acts like a creep. Again. On NYC Prep (9PM, Bravo)
- A tired crew leads to mistakes on Deadliest Catch (9PM, Discovery)
- New Hawthorne on TNT (9PM)
- Bravo has collected the most unlikable people in all of Miami and put them together in a new reality series called Miami Social (10PM)
- Mayim “Blossom” Bialik guest stars on Saving Grace (10PM, TNT)
- William helps a whole family of addicts on The Cleaner (10PM, A&E)
- Sean gets out of the hospital with a new lease on life on Rescue Me (10PM, FX)
- Oxygen’s 25iest counts down the 25, uh, coolest (?) “Celeb-U-Tots” (11PM)

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