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QUIZ: From the Mouths of Jersey Babes, Quotes From the ‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’

Posted June 24th, 2009 by Audrey Fine

Now that the reality train wreck that is the Real Housewives of New Jersey has gone down the shore for the summer (well, except for the second part of the reunion special that airs June 25 at 9PM ET and that new US Weekly cover), we thought it’d be fun to see how well you were paying attention while these gems sprang forth from the Housewives’ Restylane-enhanced lips …

1. Who said: "What’s it called? Preplay?"?





2. Who said: "I sat at home alone with diarrhea and throwing up because of you"?





3. Who said: "In a town where children get handed everything, it's very hard to keep a child grounded"?





4. Who said: "I'm not fake. I don't try to be someone I'm not"?





5. Who said: "Mommy doesn't run. Her boobs are too big"?





6. Who said: "It's very important to keep yourself presentable. Especially as a wife"?





7. Who said: "I clearly can piss people off, that's obvious. But that's ok. It's part of who I am"?





8. Who said: "I don't have 'moron' stamped on the front of my head"?





9. Who said: "I'm gonna get my Brooklyn on and knock her block off"?





10. Who said: "Have a good life ... or die. I don't care"?





BONUS: Who said: "You're stripping, prostitution whore, you were fu**in' engaged 19 times!"?







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