
All the tube news that’s fit to surf …
- Bravo has announced the dates for the two-part Real Housewives of Orange County reunion special (March 10 and 11), and teases that Tamra “drops a bombshell” in the season five finale on March 4. I’m guessing we already know what it is since her soon-to-be-ex-husband Simon spilled the details in a Bravo Website blog.
- Speaking of the Real Housewives, cast members from all the spin-offs are making guest appearances on the Meredith Viera-hosted syndicated version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire this week.
- Kathy Griffin as the leader of a lesbian rights org, Mischa Barton as a hooker, Jaclyn Smith as a cop and Sharon Stone as a D.A. … just some of the upcoming guest stars for Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
- Katee Sackhoff, who’s been mucking up the new season of 24 with her wooden acting, has signed on to star in an ABC crime pilot next season, which hopefully means she won’t return to CTU (assuming CTU, or rather 24, returns to Fox) next season.
- Growing Pains actor Andrew Koenig is still MIA, and one of his friends’ description of his recent behavior makes his disappearance sound all the more troubling. But the latest: Radaronline.com reports that police in Vancouver believe Koenig is still alive.
- The First Lady and First Daughters are reportedly big Glee fans, which is why the cast will likely be performing at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll in April. By the way, beginning on Thursday, you can submit your entry to try and snag tickets for your 12-years-old and younger kids to the Easter egg event.
- Jamie Foxx, Lindsey Vonn, Sarah Palin and the cast of Jersey Shore will be among Jay Leno’s guests during the first week of his return to The Tonight Show.
- Conan O’Brien fans, meanwhile, think he should be the first guest on the new (or is that the new, old?) Tonight Show. I’d rather see this rumored live show Coco is putting together.
- I love the Twitter musings at Shit My Dad Says and I love William Shatner, so here’s hoping when the two meet, it will result in a hilarious sitcom.
- On the flip side, Jim Belushi as a Las Vegas defense attorney with a bad marriage and a drinking problem in a CBS hour-long legal drama? Just sounds painful.
- It’s likely that Scrubs is really headed to that big sitcom graveyard in the sky after a pair of March episodes air on ABC. Oh well … we’ll always have the Turk “Poison” dance. And in honor of The Todd, cancellation high-five.
- And, sure, Pam and Jim are having their baby next week on The Office (March 4, 9PM ET, NBC), but when V returns to the ABC line-up at the end of March, human Valerie is going to give birth to a lizard.

Don’t miss tonight’s new Real Housewives of Orange County (10PM ET, Bravo), not only for the OC cast’s own drama, but for a sneak peek at the new season of The Real Housewives of NYC, which premieres on March 4.
On RH: OC, the women have a sleepover and Lynne confronts Gretchen about her chat with Lynne’s daughter, which Lynne took as Gretchen suggesting Lynne is a bad mom. As if having mother-daughter plastic surgery didn’t speak volumes on her parental fitness …
Meanwhile, the RH: NYC clip hints that not only are old rivalries still going strong – i.e. Ramona calling The Countess out on her fakeness – but it looks like one-time BFFs Bethenny and Jill may still be verbally girl-slapping each other, too. Bethenny, by the way, will also star in a RH: NYC spin-off series, Bethenny’s Getting Married?, which follows the preggers chef as she prepares for the arrival of her first child and a wedding to babydaddy Jason Hoppy.
And in one more potentially delicious bit of Real Housewives news, SoapCentral.com reports that Victoria Rowell, the former The Young and the Restless‘ Dru Winters, may join The Real Housewives of Atlanta next season.
Rowell is notoriously outspoken, about her life and the showbiz industry, so just the possibility of a NeNe Leakes/Rowell meet-up … one reality show might not be able to contain two divas of that magnitude. And oh, just imagine the possibility of an Andy Cohen Watch What Happens Live episode with NeNe and Rowell …

The Thanksgiving Day TV marathon … it’s probably responsible for thwarting more family dramas than we’ll ever know. When the fam gets to be too much, the boob tube can provide a bit of solace (i.e. escape), whether it be from a Brady Bunch marathon (”My nose, my nose, my nose!”) or the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade or NBC’s annual National Dog Show, hosted by the not real J. Peterman.
Whatever’s your TV pleasure – and your family drama to avoid – there’s surely something on TVScreener.com’s Thanksgiving Day (and Friday, for nursing those tryptophan hangovers) Viewing Guide to make your Turkey Day less of a turkey. And don’t call me Shirley.
PS – A general channel surfing rule of thumb: Lifetime Movie Network … always something worthy of your guilty pleasure viewing hours there.
THURSDAY (all times ET)
MARATHONS:
Cake Boss (TLC): 6AM-3AM Friday
Supernanny (Style): 6AM-3AM Friday
House (USA): 7AM-7PM
The Godfather I, II and III (AMC): 7:30AM-8PM
Cool Tools (DIY): 8AM-4AM Friday
First 48 (A&E): 8AM-11PM
Genius of Photography (Ovation): 8AM-2AM Friday
James Bond movie marathon (SyFy): 8AM-5:30AM Friday (includes Dr. No, License to Kill, Live and Let Die, The Spy Who Loved Me, Tomorrow Never Dies, Casino Royale, For Your Eyes Only and The Man with the Golden Gun)
House Hunters and House Hunters International (HGTV): 8:30AM-6PM
The Brady Bunch (TV Land): 9AM-6PM
Cats 101 and Dogs 101 (Animal Planet): 9AM-7PM
Food Paradise (Travel): 9AM-8PM (including episodes on donuts, breakfast, ice cream, sandwiches, hot dogs, steak, hamburger, bar food, barbecue and more steak)
MythBusters (Discovery Channel): 9AM-3AM Friday
Top Chef (Bravo): 9AM-4:30PM
Band of Brothers (Spike): 9:30AM-9PM
The Closer (TNT): 10AM-6PM
My Fair Wedding with David Tutera (WE): 10AM-5PM
Snapped (Oxygen): 10AM-2AM (Saturday)
Biography on CNBC (CNBC): 11AM-6PM
Lockup (MSNBC): 11AM-5AM Friday
Home Alone (FX): Noon-midnight (is Home Alone the new A Christmas Story with this all-day airings?)
World’s Strictest Parents (MTV): Noon-8PM
Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo): 4:30PM-11PM
Pawn Stars (History): 8PM-3AM Friday
George Lopez (the sitcom) (Nick): 9PM-6AM on Friday
AND:
- Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (NBC): 9AM
- Tommy Boy (a classic) (TBS): 10AM
- The National Dog Show (NBC): Noon
- The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (Nick): 3PM
- A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving (ABC): 8PM
- Beyonce: I Am … Yours (ABC): 9PM
- CNN Heroes: An All-star Tribute (CNN): 9PM
- Elf (USA): 9PM
- Love Actually (Lifetime): 9PM (PERFECT holiday movie. Trust me)
- Martha Stewart’s Christmas Special (FLN): 9PM
- NBC’s People of the Year (NBC): 9PM
- Punkin Chunkin (Science): 9PM
- Paul McCartney: Good Evening New York City (ABC): 10PM
- Great Performances with Mary J. Blige, Andrea Bocelli and David Foster (PBS): Check local listings for time and channel
FRIDAY (all times ET)
MARATHONS:
Say Yes to the Dress (TLC): 6AM-10PM
NCIS (USA): 6:30AM-12:30PM
Criminal Minds (A&E): 8AM-11PM
James Bond movie marathon (SyFy): 8AM-5:30AM Saturday (includes Thunderball, From Russia With Love, You Only Live Twice, Diamonds Are Forever, Casino Royale, GoldenEye, Goldfinger and Never Say Never Again)
Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo): 8AM-5PM
That ’70s Show (FX): 8AM-5PM
Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern (Travel): 9AM-8PM
Deadliest Catch (Discovery Channel): 9AM-3AM Friday
Mission: Organization (FLN): 9AM-3PM
Moonlight (Chill): 9AM-5PM
Sanford & Son (TV Land): 9AM-4PM
Everybody Hates Chris (BET): 10AM-6PM
Caught on Camera (MSNBC): 11AM-5AM Saturday
Law & Order (TNT): 11AM-7PM
Golden Girls (WE): Noon-7PM
Seinfeld (TBS): Noon-4PM
100 Greatest One-Hit Wonders of the ’80s (VH1 Classic): 1PM-6PM
Beverly Hills 90210 (SoapNet): 1PM-9PM
I’m Alive (Animal Planet): 1PM-10PM
White Collar (USA): 1:30-7PM
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Food Network): 2PM-11PM
Ultimate Factories (NGC): 2PM-8PM
The Andy Griffith Show (TV Land): 4PM-10PM
100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs (VH1): 6PM-11PM
Til Debt Do Us Part (CNBC): 6PM-9PM
AND:
- Curious George: A Very Monkey Christmas (PBS): 9AM
- Storytellers: Foo Fighters (VH1): 11AM and 11PM
- Toys We Grew Up With (HGTV): 1PM
- 25 Great Holiday Ideas (HGTV): 3PM
- Bowfinger (my al-time favorite movie about Hollywood – Fake Purse Ninjas!) (Comedy Central): 4:45PM
- SpongeBob SquarePants (new episode) (Nick): 8PM
- Monk (penultimate episode of the series) (USA): 9PM
- White Collar (new episode) (USA): 10PM

All the tube news that’s fit to surf …
- Tonight is the big 20/20 interview with Adam Lambert.
- The Real Housewives of New York, New Jersey, Atlanta and O.C. are guest-hosting the fourth hour of the Today Show next week. Monday, it’s Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York City), on Tuesday, Danielle Staub (Real Housewives of New Jersey), NeNe Leakes from Real Housewives of Atlanta on Wednesday and Tamra Barney from Real Housewives of Orange County on Thursday.
- MLB Network is debuting its first reality series, The Pen, on June 14 (8PM ET). The show covers the action in the Philadelphia Phillies bullpen.
- The Real World 23 will take place in Washington, D.C.
- Robert Rodriguez confirms his live-action boob tube-to-big screen Jetsons movie will begin filming next year. Moviehole thinks Danny DeVito may be too old to play Mr. Spacely, but it’s hard to picture anyone else in the role, no?
- My Name Is Earl is officially kaput, though EW.com’s Michael Ausiello says there is a cable network still interested in potentially picking up Samantha Who?.
- Heidi, of Heidi-n-Spencer infamy, will reportedly pose nekkid for Playboy. Curious how that fits in with her alleged religious beliefs …
- A line of Danny Gokey eyeglasses? Yup.
- While Stephen Baldwin is off in the jungle on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, his foreclosed home is being auctioned off.
- And signs of life from one of my favorite comedies, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which shot some scenes on location in Philly this week, under the direction of Fred Savage (yes, Wonder Years Fred Savage). And how cool is Charlie Day? He’s definitely on my dream Emmy nomination list. The show, BTW, is scheduled to return to FX for its fifth season in September, and will include an episode in which Sweet Dee (Kaitlin Olson) tries to emulate Octomom.

All the tube news that’s fit to surf …
- American Idol producers say there was no funny business with those AT&T text-messaging services that gave Kris Allen fans the chance to throw extra votes his way. You buying it? Well, then, read this story, in which one fan says the AT&T set-up helped her cast more than 10,000 votes for Allen. Whuuut?!
- John Lithgow as a serial killer on the new season of Dexter? Brilliant.
- Another surprising bit of casting: Freddie Prinze Jr. will play Davis Cole, the new CTU Field Ops head who wants to be just like Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) on season eight of 24. Not a name that would have popped into my head to play mini-Jack, but 24’s castings have always been flawless, so I’ll trust that this one will be no exception.
- Clearly, I’m not the only one who finds Wipeout charming. And you have to love any show that puts John “Skunk Boy” Henson back on the tube every week.
- With the Gosselins‘ problems still major tabloid fodder, USA Today has a rundown of some other famous reality TV families, and the one thing that’s true about all of them: Being on TV only seemed to make their problems worse.
- Cindy Brady’s (Susan Olsen) writing a book about the bizarre bit of TV history that was The Brady Bunch Variety Hour.
- Now that the networks’ fall skeds are set, they’ve begun recasting some of their pilots. Sorry to see 24’s Michelle Dessler (Reiko Aylesworth) out of a job.
- More 24 news: Jack Bauer and Captain Kirk will be presenting an award at Sunday’s live MTV Movie Awards.
- And, this Real Housewives business may quickly spiral out of control. Reportedly also on the list of upcoming spin-offs: Real Housewives of Chicago. Not that there’s anything wrong with that … just that there’s not gonna be much non-Housewives room left on the Bravo schedule soon if they roll out all these rumored spin-offs.
There’s a scene where (Da Maniac) takes a helmet out of his station wagon, and it has barbed wire all over it, and I inadvertently hit Charlie in the groin with it.
Roseann on Channel Surfing – March 9, 2010
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