All the tube news that’s fit to surf …

– Because the world needs to know how K-Fed, Britney Spears ex Kevin Federline, spends his days, he and his current girlfriend are in talks with VH1 to star in a reality series. The show, which follows the cheesy Chaotic Britney/Kevin UPN series, would also feature Britney/K-Fed offspring Sean and Jaden.

– In Lovefilm.com’s poll of the most addictive TV shows ever, 24 was tops, followed by Lost, Friends, Heroes, The Wire, Doctor Who, CSI, Prison Break, The Sopranos and Sex and the City.

– VH1 is planning another Divas Live concert event, though, as New York mag points out, the network’s list of “divas” is kinda lame: Kelly Clarkson, Adele, Leona Lewis and Miley Cyrus. The first three have great voices and some good tunes, but Hannah Montana?!

– The Dukes of Hazzard and Smallville star John Schneider is coming back to the tube after being killed off on The Secret Life of the American Teenager this season) as the papa of 90210 bad boy Liam.

– More big red balls! ABC has renewed summer hit Wipeout.

– With Lost‘s final season set to unfold next year, ABC is auctioning off props from the show. I really want Hurley’s lottery ticket!

– Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler, who’s guest starring on Entourage as Turtle’s girlfriend (and who is the real-life girlfriend of Turtle’s portrayer Jerry Ferrara), is joining the cast of Ugly Betty as Daniel’s new assistant.

– Speaking of Entourage, that little jab at Seth Rogen in Sunday night’s episode? Seth Rogen didn’t find it so funny. In fact, he’s calling Entourage creator Doug Ellin a “moron.”

– Kiefer Sutherland is off the hook in the infamous headbutting brouhaha.

– Who married Mike in the Desperate Housewives season finale, Susan or Katherine? These pictures from the set don’t offer any spoilers, since both Teri Hatcher and Dana Delaney are wearing wedding dresses.

– And tonight in primetime:

– President Obama holds a press conference about his health care reform plans (ABC, CBS, NBC, 8PM ET)
– Where’s the world’s largest pub crawl? Find out on Extreme Wild Parties (Travel Channel, 8PM)
– The top eight perform on So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 8PM)
– The Leverage gang mixes it up with a weasel fight promoter (TNT, 9PM)
– New Wipeout at 9PM (ABC)
– It’s part three of the Torchwood: Children of Earth miniseries on BBC America (9PM)
– Susan Boyle talks about her reality fame on America’s Got Talent (NBC, 9PM)
– It’s the second season premiere of guilty pleasure beauty pageant reality series Toddlers & Tiaras on TLC (10PM)
– Ty has to come up with 100 grand to save Carter on Dark Blue (TNT, 10PM)
– The Top Chef Masters have to whip up something delicious from “mystery box” ingredients (Bravo, 10PM)
– Joey makes it his mission to send Ayiiia packing on Real World: Cancun (MTV, 10PM)
– Radical Hollywood Remedies (E!, 10PM) covers some of celebs’ wackiest health treatments
– It’s Roman vs. rats on Verminators (Discovery, 10PM)
– Michael and Michael Have Issues (10:30PM, Comedy Central) … about their boss’ birthday present

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